Ten useless facts about me

1. My favorite Cherry MX switch is the Ergo Clear (but I'm really a Topre fan)
2. My favorite Darkthrone album is Transilvanian Hunger, but Goatlord is a highlight too
3. So far I dislike all major solutions for asynchronous functions in JavaScript: callbacks (hard to compose), async/await (abstraction too leaky) and promises (not monadic enough). Effect looks very promising though, will give it a try eventually.
4. I still own a CD player 🙀 (and CDs obviously)
5. I've read Lord of the Rings 7 times but never watched the movies
6. Black clothing and flashy sneakers is my thing
7. Music for 18 Musicians is my favorite ECM release
8. I can't decide which DOM API I hate the most
9. Haskell still scares me
10. I still chuckle when somebody mentions the good old AbstractSingletonProxyFactoryBean