Welcome to Me

Current Status

• Hacking on hardened JavaScript: LavaMoat & Endo
• Making BUPKIS the most hardest-hittingess assertion library in the league
• Building modestbench, a full-ass benchmarking framework
• A nascent podcast, The Dysfunctional Developer

My Idealized Online Self

• I like to collaborate on OSS projects
• I like Node.js and JavaScript
• I used to be a hipster
• Now I'm somebody's dad
• I live in a bedroom community
• Meatballs (the food)
• Cannot stop putting two spaces after a period
• Hobby electronics
• AFOL
• Sicko & monotonous curmudgeon

Relevant History

• Node.js core contributor
• Mocha maintainer
• Appium core team
• JS Party, a podcast